Mom’s Red Velvet Cake

March 27, 2009
Excellent frosting job by Andy.

Excellent frosting job by Andy.

My mom’s recipe originally called for shortening instead of butter, but I refuse.  She also used a boiled white frosting, but I think any excuse to eat cream cheese should be taken.

Frosting:
6 tbs butter, softened
12 oz cream cheese, chilled
3 tsp vanilla
2 ½ cups powdered sugar, sifted

In an electric mixer, cream butter.  Add cream cheese, one dollop at a time, while mixing.  Add vanilla.  Add powdered sugar ½ cup at a time until the frosting is your desired consistency.

Cake:
1/2 c butter
1 1/2 c sugar
2 eggs
2 tsp vanilla
1 1/2 oz bottle red food coloring
3 tbs cocoa
2 1/2 c sifted cake flour
1 c buttermilk
1 tsp salt
1tbl vinegar
1 tsp soda

Cream shortening, sugar eggs, & flavors. Make a paste of cocoa and food coloring. Add to first mixture. Alternately add flour and buttermilk. Mix soda and vinegar in small bowl and add to batter. Blend. Bake in 3 – 9″ or 10″ pans for 20-25 mins at 350. Let cool completely. Cover with frosting.

More soup: Posole

March 16, 2009

My local HEB has started carrying pork products from Applegate Farms.  Finally!!  Pork made from pigs that were practically read a bed time story and tucked in to sleep at night.  This I can eat. http://www.applegatefarms.com/products/hdbs.aspx?fid=100&id=480,938,944

In celebration, I made a large pot of Posole.  Andy had never heard of hominy, so I felt this was a perfect opportunity for expanding culinary horizons.  Traditionally, posole is seasoned with dried red chilés, but I had none, so chipotles stood in place.   The finished stew can be served with rice, avocado, lime wedges, queso fresco…. whatever you think compliments the flavor.

6 slices, bacon
4 chicken thighs, skinned, deboned, cubed
3 small white onions, diced
6 cloves garlic, minced
2 tsp cumin seeds
1 green bell pepper, seeded and diced
2 chipotle peppers, chopped
2 tsp chopped fresh oregano
kosher salt
cracked pepper
adobo sauce, to taste
1 beer
1 can whole tomatoes, crushed w/ juice
32 oz can yellow hominy, drained
1 lime, juiced
1 quart free range chicken broth
1 cup green cabbage, chopped
¼ cup cilantro, chopped

In a very large pot, fry the bacon until crisp.  Remove it to drain, and set aside.  In the remaining grease, brown the chicken, and remove as well.  Then saute then onions in the still remaining grease.  Add garlic to soften, then green peppers.  Add cumin seeds and cook until they’ve become aromatic and started to brown a little.  Deglaze the pan with beer. Add back the chicken, and crumble in the bacon.  Add remaining ingredients excepting cabbage and cilantro.  Allow to simmer on low heat until the hominy is tender, and the flavors are incorporated.  Add cabbage and allow to wilt.  Serve with chopped cilantro.

Go go gadget squirt bottle!

March 8, 2009

I sometimes wish that I had a squirt bottle attached to me a la Inspector Gadget.  I never seem to have one at hand when Nero decides to eat packing peanuts, Jeffrey decides to run head first into Olive, or both decide to trap Hazel under the piano in the vain hope that today she likes dogs.

Tofu noodle soup

March 6, 2009

I lived in Athens, Ga for a little while after grad school.  I guess I really didn’t want to be there for long, because I just about refused to make friends or come up with any kind of social life while I was there.  Instead, I holed up in my little duplex with my dog, and some really good Thai take out.  That year, I fell in love with Tom Yum soups.  The blend of acid and heat is something I particularly love.  The following soup was meant to be a cross between my chicken noodle soup, and my thai favorite.  It relied heavily on everyone’s favorite Vietnamese  hot sauce.

I used the chili garlic sauce.  Lots.

I used the chili garlic sauce. Lots.

1 brick firm tofu
2 tbs olive oil
2 medium white onions, sliced
6 cloves garlic, minced
1/2 head celery (with leaves), chopped
1 cup carrots, sliced
1/2 head green cabbage, chopped
2 bottles beer
1 large can fire roasted tomatoes, crushed with juice
3-5 tablespoons chili garlic paste
zest of 1 lime
juice of 1 lime
1-3 tbs cumin
2 tsp salt
1 tsp black pepper
1 tsp paprika
1 cup water
1 cup vegetable broth
1 cup whole wheat egg noodles
1/2 cup cilantro, chopped

Drain tofu from storage water.  Line one dinner plate with two cup towels, folded in fourths.  Place the tofu block on the towels, then top with two more folded towels, and another dinner plate which faces upward.  Refrigerate for at least 2 hours with cans to weight the top plate.  Leave in the refrigerator until well drained.  Remove tofu from fridge, and slice into squares about 1/4 inch thick.  Place on a hot non stick skillet.  Begin to gently press the tofu with a flat spatula.  Water will escape the tofu and evaporate on the hot skillet.  Turn when the underside has started to brown and repeat.  Continue pressing until the tofu is about halved in thickness and has a slightly meaty consistency. Cut into bite sized pieces.

Heat olive oil in a large soup kettle.  Saute onions until translucent, then add garlic to soften.  Add celery and stir until it begins to soften.  Add remaining ingredients except noodles, pressed tofu, and cilantro.  Allow to simmer, on low, until the carrots are softened.  Taste, and adjust seasonings as desired.  About 20 minutes before serving, add the noodles and tofu and cook unti the pasta softens.  Serve with chopped cilantro.

Brought to you by the Home Depot

February 16, 2009

My knee after reduction of a tibial plateau fracture.  Healing nicely, but I’ll be on crutches for the next 6-8 weeks.

Tibial Plateau Fracture. Right Knee.

Tibial Plateau Fracture. Right Knee.

Tee Hee.

February 3, 2009

Wedding chapel

Wedding chapel

Andy in a kilt.

Tattooed bride

First smooch

First smooch

Photos thanks to Matt.

My first recipe as Zoe Skelton.

February 2, 2009

Blast the super bowl and long live chicken noodle soup! Prepared with one hip against the kitchen sink, hopping to and from the fridge. This is just what I wanted.

1 free range, organic vegetarian chicken boiled, boned, chopped
2 tbs extra virgin olive oil
1-2 large sweet onions, chopped
4 cloves garlic, minced
½ head of celery, chopped leaves and all
4 large carrots, chopped
1 Tecate
1 lrg can of tomatoes (I used fire roasted)
3 cups (ish) chicken stock (free range!)
1 cup (or more) whole wheat egg noodles
zest of 1 lime
juice of 1 lime
1 tsp cayenne pepper
1 tsp paprika
2 tsp cumin
kosher salt/ black pepper to taste
½ cup chopped cilantro

Add oil to a large hot pot. Sweat onions in oil.  Add garlic and celery to soften.  Add remaining ingredients except noodles and cilantro. Simmer until the carrots are softened.  Add excess broth if desired to make a looser soup.  Stir in noodles and cook for about 20 minutes.  Just before serving, stir in cilantro.

Brown Sugar Cookies. No Fuss.

January 10, 2009

I made these this weekend: http://www.101cookbooks.com/archives/brown-sugar-sandwich-cookies-recipe.html but as I have next to no trends towards neatness and care, I made them my own more sloppy way. Instead of building sandwiches, I just dipped the toe of each small cookie in melted chocolate.  I also had no whole wheat flour, so I used a combination of general purpose unbleached flour, and rye flour.
Yum indeed.

Pretty low on the guilt scale too!

Pretty low on the guilt scale too!

Vegetarian Bean Soup

January 6, 2009
Im in the mood for soup, so I thinned this out a bit with more beer. If I wanted chili, Id leave it very chunky.

I'm in the mood for soup, so I thinned this out a bit with more beer. If I wanted chili, I'd leave it very chunky.

This is what I make when asked for vegetarian chili.  I’ve got to say, it’s one of my favorite self generated recipes.  I sort of touched and tinkered on it for a good long while and I think it’s nicely balanced and filling.  I will say this is not something to make on a week day.  The chopping and layering and sauteing take time.  I like to let the vegetables simmer for a few minutes to create their own stock. Then I add the beer, crank the heat and let it reduce a bit before I continue building the soup. I think that makes the flavor a bit more rich.  Take your time, it will pay off.   The recipe makes about a metric ton of soup, so bring home friends.  This will be dinner on Saturday night, along with some sourdough bread. If you’re in Austin please do stop by.

A word about adobo sauce:  It can sneak up on you.  You may taste very little chilè when the soup is first assembled, and then not be able to eat it in a few hours.  I start with adding one or two tablespoons of the adobo sauce, and then taste and work up as the cooking continues.  If you can find them Fire Roasted Tomatoes (instead of plain canned ones) will add something here.

2 tbs vegetable oil
1 yellow onion, finely diced
6 cloves garlic, minced
4 large carrots, peeled and finely diced
4 large celery stalks, peeled and finely diced
2 cups white mushrooms, chopped coarse
2 ear sweet corn removed from the cob
2 chipotle peppers
3 tbs adobo sauce
1 tablespoon cumin
1 tablespoon creamy peanut butter (100% peanuts if possible)
Fresh cracked pepper
Kosher salt
1 bottle of beer
1 can whole tomatoes crushed with juice
1 cup black beans drained, washed, juice reserved
1 cup kidney beans drained, washed, juice reserved
1/2 cup cilantro, chopped
Juice of one lime (optional)

Heat a large stock pot and add oil to bottom of the pan, just to cover. Saute onion until it begins to color. Add garlic, carrots and celery. Cook until vegetables begin to soften, adding a touch of beer if needed to deglaze the pan and keep things from sticking.  Add mushrooms. Cook down, lid on, until mushrooms yield moisture. Add corn. Stir in chopped chili, adobo sauce, cumin, peanut butter, pepper, and salt. Saute for a few more minutes. Pour bottle of beer into vegetable mixture. Add crushed tomatoes with juice. Add washed beans. Stir. Add reserved bean juice as needed. Bring to a boil stirring frequently. Reduce to simmer for 2 to 3 hours. Add chopped cilantro and lime juice  just before serving.

Wake up call.

December 13, 2008

This is how Jeff asks for his breakfast.