Peanut Butter Banana Choclate Chip Pancakes

June 20, 2008

For the record, I didn’t eat these. My Weight Watchers tracker just wouldn’t stand for it (4 points a piece). I did have a bite though, and that bite was just fine.

1 banana, peeled and mashed
½ cup smooth peanut butter (would have used chunky if I had it)
1 egg, beaten
1 cup buttermilk
1 cup bisquick
½ cup dark chocolate chips
Stir together all ingredients until just smooth. Pour onto greased griddle at medium heat in about ¼ cup dollops. Heat on one side until bubbles form and set around the edges. Flip, and cook until done. Makes 12 small pancakes. Eat.

*I froze the remainder of these.  I’m told by Andy that they are perfectly good when removed from the freezer and stuck in the oven on a cookie sheet at 350 till warmed.

For the vegetable haters.

June 19, 2008

A good friend of mine claims to dislike vegetables, and not have time or inclination to cook. Yet, she wants to start a healthier diet.   I plan to blog “recipes” for vegetables in her honor.  This will include stuff that isn’t really a recipe, just a prep method. I guess these things aren’t written down to be found if you don’t actually cook.  I hope to convince her that veggies don’t come out of a can, and can have flavor.  Anybody have vegetable advice for a non-believer?

Sauted green beans:
2 cups fresh green beans, ends removed (these even come ready cleaned in baggies 🙂 )
¼ cup diced onions (also available pre-cut)
2 cloves minced garlic (ditto)
½ red bell pepper, sliced (this  you might need a knife for)
1 tsp fresh ginger, minced
½ cup water or beer
kosher salt and cracked pepper to taste

Saute onions in a non stick pan or regular pan w/ a tiny bit of olive oil.  Add garlic and cook until tender.  Add beans, red pepper, ginger.  Stir until heated through.  Add seasonings.  Add liquid, then clamp the lid on and simmer until the beans are tender.  Done.

This would be fine without the red pepper and the ginger.  Even more basic, just saute the beans in the olive oil, add salt and pepper, then add water and put the lid on until tender.  Easy.  Only takes moments.

Tuna Noodle Casserole.

June 11, 2008

This is my knock off of a recipe I had at a friend’s house. It’s yum.

1 lb whole wheat penne pasta, prepared
1 cup cherry tomatoes, sliced in half
1 red bell pepper, seeded and diced
2 cups crimini mushrooms, sliced
6 oz chunk light tuna, drained
2 tbs capers
kosher salt
ground black pepper
red pepper flakes to taste
1 cup shredded parmesan cheese
½ cup breadcrumbs

White sauce:
¼ cup butter
¼ flour
2 cups reduced fat milk

Melt butter in a heavy sauce pan. Whisk in flour and continue whisking until roux browns slightly. Add milk while whisking. Heat slowly until the sauce thickens. Season with kosher salt and dash or two of fresh nutmeg.

Saute mushrooms and pepper in a non-stick pan. Combine sauteed vegetables, tomatoes, cooked pasta, tuna, capers, seasonings ½ cup Parmesan, and white sauce. Stir until pasta is coated well with sauce, and ingredients are combined. Scoop into casserole dish. Top with remaining parmesan and bread crumbs. Bake at 350° for 30 minutes covered. Uncover and bake an additional 15 minutes.

*Please, nobody tell me how many points this is on Weight Watchers.

Verbal Dissonance

June 11, 2008

What I meant to say to the 60+ year old IT guy at my lab today: “Bob, I’ve made an error while entering results in the LIMS, and the system has shut me out. Could you unlock my access at your earliest convenience?”

What actually came out of my mouth: “Dude, I just jacked some shit up in LIMS. You got that for me?”

That stinkin’ muppet

June 11, 2008

Elmo’s baby sister is getting me all cheesed off. Ever since she debuted, using the dreaded -ey ending of my name, NOBODY under the age of 5 will pronounce it properly. The Zoe vs Zoey debate has always been tricky, but with Sesame Street lending it credence, Zoey seems here to stay. People have always asked me “Are you sure?” when I tell them that the “e” is silent, now they just refuse to believe me. And this show purports to teach phonics.

In the English language, the second vowel is silent. Z*o*e is pronounced Zo. Rhymes with Joe. I do realize that the name is actually Greek, and therefore not really held to English pronunciation, but that fact does nothing to further this rant.

So, in review:

is Zoey.

is Zoe.

Today was going very well,

June 10, 2008

until I dropped my cell phone in the toilet.

Tomato Panic

June 9, 2008

56 people in Texas have been hospitalized due to a less than common strain of Salmonellosis. That’s not pleasant. I’ve had Salmonella, and it basically made me want to lie in the bathroom with my burning face pressed against the cool tile underneath me. I lost 8 pounds in a weekend, and had a non-consensual nap in the kitchen floor. I still eat runny eggs though, and can’t imagine not doing so. Salmonella doesn’t kill the healthy, and very rarely kills the immune suppressed. Diarrhea doesn’t scare me, I guess.

56 people have been hospitalized in a state of over 23 million, and I can’t get a raw tomato in any restaurant north of the Rio Grande. A friend called from the parking lot of her favorite taco shop to tell me that she couldn’t get salsa for her chorizo and egg. That’s ridiculous. The illness causing tomatoes are thought to be roma tomatoes not grown in Texas, New Mexico or a long list of other states. Seems it should be easy to bypass those and give me a salad with more than lettuce for lunch.

For now I’m carrying tomatoes in my purse and slicing them up with my Leatherman. The clients of Austin Java ( www.austinjava.com ) seemed to find this strange, but understandable.

Tabouleh update

June 9, 2008

Fake Tabouleh is equally good when made with quinoa instead of couscous.

Jeffrey (The Dude)

June 8, 2008

Andy’s new pooch.

Liver Treats

June 6, 2008

This is maybe the nastiest thing I’ve ever made, so I made it in Andy’s kitchen. He locked himself in the office at the point that the liver paste exploded onto the wall.

2 lbs chicken livers
½ cup molasses
1 cup whole wheat flour
½ cup corn meal
½ chopped fresh parsley
1 tsp garlic powder

Boil chicken livers in just enough water to cover, until they turn grey. Drain. Puree livers. I used a stick blender for this. My mistake (for the record: Andy told me so.) was in not using the blending cup that came with it.

Add remaining ingredients to puree. Stir until combined. This will be an extremely thick paste. Spread into a greased 13X9 inch baking dish. Bake at 250ºF for 30 minutes. Cut into bite sized squares. Bake an additional hour. Turn out of pan and allow to cool. The treats will be extremely dense, but not totally dry, so they won’t keep forever. Freeze.

Both dogs seem to like them a lot. I tried one myself, but I’m not yet ready to discuss the experience.