Beet Salad

June 6, 2008

12 small fresh beets
¼-½ red onion, sliced thin
2 tbs chopped fresh chives
Kosher salt and Fresh cracked pepper to taste
½ cup toasted pecans or walnuts
¼ cup crumbled goat cheese

Dressing:
½ cup cider vinegar
2 tbs maple syrup
1/3 cup olive oil

Combine vinegar and maple syrup. Whisk mixture while streaming in olive oil.  Set Aside.  Remove beets from greens and remove tips.  Wrap in foil, and bake at 350°F until soft, about 1 hour.  Peel beets by holding under running water and scrubbing off skins.  Chop beets into fork-sized bites.

In a large mixing bowl, combine beets, onions, chives, kosher salt, and fresh cracked pepper.  Drizzle in just enough dressing to coat the mixture when tossed.  Refrigerate for at least one hour.  Just before serving, toss in toasted nuts. Top with goats cheese.

Vegetable Lasagna

May 30, 2008

Veggie Layer:
2 large sweet onions, thinly sliced
4 tbs olive oil
4 cloves garlic, minced
2 cups sliced crimini mushrooms
1 bunch spinach, removed from stems

Cheese Layer:
1 large container part skim ricotta
1 cup shredded mozzarella cheese
½ cup shredded parmesan cheese
1 egg, beaten
¼ cup fresh chopped basal
2 tbs fresh chopped oregano
Kosher salt
Fresh cracked pepper

6-9 Whole wheat lasagna noodles
1 jar tomato sauce (a little more wouldn’t hurt if it’s laying around)
1 cup shredded mozzarella

In a heavy pan, heat olive oil to medium high. Add sliced onions and turn to coat them in the oil. Cover. Turn frequently to prevent burning. Remove any onions that burn. Add oil if the pan becomes dry. Allow to cook, covered, until onions become a deep caramel color and reduce drastically in volume. When onions have reached the desired color, add a few tbs of water, beer, or white wine to deglaze the pan, scraping up any browned bits.  Cover and let cook for 1-2 minutes until the liquid has reabsorbed.  Remove onions to a medium mixing bowl.   Add mushrooms until cooked. Add minced garlic to soften, the add both to the bowl with the onions. . Add spinach to the cooking pot and turn until wilted, then add them to the vegetable mixture.  Make sure all vegetables are mixed together. (Adding kosher salt to this layer will make it watery. DON’T DO IT!)

In a large mixing bowl combine cheeses, beaten egg, and seasonings.

In a casserole pan: Spread about ½ cup of the tomato sauce on the bottom of the pan. Place three lasagna noodles (un-cooked) lengthwise in the sauce. Top with a layer of tomato sauce, then a layer of cheese, then a layer of vegetables. Top with 3 more noodles. Repeat layering until you’ve run out of ingredients. I usually get 3 layers. Top with shredded mozzarella. Bake at 350°F for 45 minutes, covered. Uncover and cook until until cheese bubbles and begins to brown, about 15 minutes.

Note: I find that this is much better if you actually take the time to caramelize the onions. In an extreme time crunch though, you could just cook 1 onion until translucent. It won’t suck.

Free Beer.

May 26, 2008

I’m a fan of Shiner Bock. I’ve never met a micro brew I didn’t like. I love your dark beers, your Belgian Whites, and your wheat brews. Corona w/ lime is good. The entire Modelo family gets my vote. I am a beer snob. I admit this.

Today while tubing, my cooler came open and my entire cache of Shiner Bock floated away. I was forced to cage beer off total strangers, which is an embarrassing newbie mistake for a local.

I drank a Keystone Light.

Hold me.

Fake Tabouleh

May 22, 2008

Along with the alarming amount of hummus, I like some tabouleh.  However, my little corner of the world isn’t great about stocking bulgar wheat.  There is always ready made pico de gallo.   I cheat.

2 bunches curly-leaf parsley, chopped fine
½-1 cup mint, chopped fine
2 cups prepared couscous
1 cup prepared mild pico de gallo
Juice of 2 lemons
2 tbs olive oil
Kosher salt
Fresh cracked pepper

Toss parsely, mint, pico, and (hot) couscous together in a large mixing bowl.  Squeeze over juice, drizzle in olive oil, and seasonings.  Toss together.  Refrigerate at least an hour. Serve on whole wheat tortillas w/ hummus.

Hummus.

May 22, 2008

I eat an alarming amount of hummus.  I like it super thick. If you prefer yours a bit thinner you can leave a little of the liquid with the beans, add more lemon juice, and a bit more oil.

3 cans garbanzos, drained and rinsed
1 tsp salt
1 tsp cumin
1 tsp fresh ground black pepper
2 cloves garlic, minced
Juice of 2 lemons
¼ cup tahini paste
¼-½ cup extra virgin olive oil

Place all ingredients except olive oil in food processor.  Pulse until beans break up a little. Scrape down sides with a spatula.  With processor going, slowly drizzle in olive oil to desired consistency.

Andy and Me.

May 20, 2008

In Sausalito.

Jean’s Oatmeal Cookies.

May 19, 2008

I was raised by a pair of southern women cooks, my mom and my grandmother. Jean grew up in the depression, cooking for a family of six by the time she was able to drag a chair up to a stove. She was indominatable, my grandmother. Standing all of 5″ tall, she weighed in around 92 pounds. However, for almost 20 years after my Pa died, Jean ran two family ranches by herself. She brought the hay in every year, and cared for a herd of around 50 adult cows. The 280 acres she loved in Oakalla, Tx have always been amoung the most fertile in the county.

When she allowed herself to cook the way she wanted, everything dripped with bacon grease and the house almost constantly smelled like onions cooking in a heavy pan. There was nothing healthy about her kitchen, but out of it came every taste I long for when I’m sad or lonely.

She could be at times one of the hardest women I’ve ever known. She once threatened to throw me out of her truck for breaking down into tears. Usually Jean was full of affection though, and smiled brightly when she saw my sister or me.

These are her oatmeal cookies. I admit that they turn out a little different every time I make them. Jean didn’t write anything down, so this recipe is my mother’s transcription. I have never voluntarily consumed a raisin in my life, so I always use dark chocolate instead of them. I also don’t heed Mom’s suggestion to add more sugar. I usually cut it back a little actually. I add more pecans, use buttermilk instead of sweet milk, butter instead of Crisco, and double the amount of salt. Play around with it as you wish.

Jean’s Oatmeal Cookies (with annotations by Mom)
Sift together and set aside:
2 cups flour
1 tsp. soda
1 tsp. baking powder
1 tsp. salt
1 1/2 tsp. cinnamon
1/2 tsp. nutmeg
1 tsp. allspice
1/4 tsp. cloves
In a big mixer add:
1 cup shortening
3/4 cup firmly packed brown sugar} you may use 1/2 cup more if you like
3/4 cup granulated sugar }
2 eggs unbeaten
1/3 cup milk
1 tbs. vanilla extract
Stir into batter:
3 cups quick cooking oatmeal
1 cup raisins – more if you like-HA HA
1 cup finely chopped pecans
Cream sugar and shortening -add eggs and milk and flavoring. Blend. Add sifted flour mixture. Mix well. Add oats, raisins, and pecans. Drop by heaping teaspoons on cookies sheet and bake at 350 degrees until light brown, about 12 min. She also added coconut, and chocolate chips sometimes.

Stuck in my head.

May 17, 2008

A constant loop of “Rice-A-Roni. The San Francisco Treat”

Note to self.

May 15, 2008

Using reduced fat cheese in an egg white omelet doesn’t mean you should use three times as much.

A Pickled Chicken.

May 12, 2008

Meat contains three layers of water. There’s free water, which is the stuff running out of the raw meat. There’s intermediate water, loosely bound to the tissue. Lastly, there’s bound moisture which is essentially the water chemically bound tightly to the cell walls of the muscle. This water is unable to exit the meat during cooking. By brining, it is possible to build a salt bridge via a positively charged sodium molecule between the water in the intermediate layer and the water in the bound layer since water has a net negative charge. The end result is the retention of the intermediate layer of moisture within the meat and a nice juicy meal. The salt also adds flavor. I could go on about how the difference in osmolarity between the salt water (high) and the bird (low) causes a migration of salt molecules (and whatever other flavorings you might add) into the meat, but that would just be nerdy of me.

This weekend we smoked a chicken I had brined with the solution below. I’ll grant that it was a tad salty because of the additional salt from the pickle juice, but the flavor was fantastic, and this was maybe the juiciest bird I’ve ever made over dry heat. We smoked it on the trusty Big Green Egg, sitting up on a half empty beer can. Before cooking I coated the bird lightly in olive oil, salt, and pepper. I’ve cut the salt back a little in the recipe, so this should be a sure fire brine. It’s what I’ll be using next Thanksgiving…. and I take my Thanksgiving turkey very seriously.

Brine:
¾ cup kosher salt
¾ cup pickle juice (I had Valasic kosher dill)
¼ cup brown sugar
1 tsp red pepper flakes
5-10 black peppercorns
2 quarts warm water
4 quarts (aprox) cold water

Mix dry ingredients in a large stock pot. Add warm water and stir to dissolve. Add cold water. Submerse cleaned bird. Add more water as needed to cover the bird. Refrigerate for at least 12 hours.

Note: When brining a turkey, I usually use about 2 cups of kosher salt, dissolve it in a small amount of warm water, then dilute with half cool water, half ice in an ice chest. Then I sink the turkey and add more water to cover. As long as the lid is tight on the cooler, the ice will easily last over night, so I don’t have to find room in the packed fridge.